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Cooking videos...

for the kitchen impaired. Live in a small apartment with an inadequate kitchen? Yeah so do the rest of us. So why do all the cooking shows have executive kitchens - with staff?

Here we do real cooking videos for small kitchens - just like in real life! Cooking blog.

Small Kitchen Killers

Marty makes a list of tools and ingredients you NEED in your kitchen that will make your food taste way better, make cooking much more tolerable and keep your stupid, horrible kitchen respectably clean and organized.

Flavorwave Turbo Oven

One of Marty's favorite go-to tools for small kitchens. Check out videos using this counter-top convection oven creating chicken, pork, pizza, vegetable and steak dishes. There are also a couple videos cooking items from solid frozen! Read more on the flavorwave...

My Crummy Apartment.
Cooking video tutorials for the kitchen impaired.

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So this is my crummy kitchen in my crummy basement apartment. I cook for myself and my daughter who visits me every second weekend.

Any way, I used to have a state-of-the-art kitchen in a big house and now... well I don’t. So I decided to face the music and do what I love, with what I got now. Which happens to be a tiny apartment in Toronto with an even smaller kitchen. It’s so small in fact, that my washer and dryer also serves as my kitchen counter-top. 

If I can figure out how to keep cooking the things I like, I figure I might be able to show others who are in similar living conditions. You’re here to learn about cooking and that’s what all these videos are about. I am a chef, but I am also stuck in a small apartment, so most of these videos will show you how to make some really amazing stuff even in a poorly equipped, no-elbow-room kitchen. You can check out the blog for the latest videos. I have been told some of them are kind of funny too, but as a warning - they pretty much all have cursing in them.

Not too many people have an amazing kitchen with prep staff.

Chef Emeril Laggase
That's why I hate most cooking shows these days. They just aren't real. This ain’t no Food Network show where elaborate kitchens and a staff get things ready for an over-rated chef to to heat up a few pans. No. This is real cooking, on a real budget, making things taste great and look amazing. Well... at least most of the time, because you will see some serious fuck-ups in these videos too. Just keeping it real.

flavorwave oven review
See the FlavorWave Oven reviews where Marty cooks several homemade meals.

Latest on the blog:

Marty makes stuffed chicken breast, with the idea that he is going to get his date into bed after dinner.
Would you believe Marty got up early enough to make a French Toast recipe? That's only because he brings home a date for the night. However, something quite unpredictable happens when the girl stumbles into the camera.
If you have ever had one of those great pulled pork sandwiches at your favorite pub and wondered how to make it, Marty recreates a pulled pork recipe in his crock pot.
Spaghetti Bolognese is a traditional Italian meal that is hearty, delicious and best of can freeze for use later on for more of the same or even lasagna.

Marty's most popular cooking videos:

Grilled Tuna Steak. Good recipe, but this was when Marty was still learning how to edit a video.
How to make an Omelette, even if you are a useless schmuck. Served with beer and soft porn no less.
FlavorWave Oven recipes is where Marty cooks a small pork roast with baby red potatoes and zucchini.
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